How to get Indexed in 20 minutes

I will keep this short and simple. I was experimenting yesterday afternoon. I went to google.com/trends to see what keywords are hot right now.

I found the term Shauna Raisch. It was “Volcanic Hot” (as hot as you can get)

Did a google search and found 700 results, and 500 hundred real competitors.

Although since then theres now 1000 results (see what google means by volcanic hot?)

So I